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first announcement; stay tuned

It's not dead yet. Just sleeping.
7687 By 'it' i mean the blog. Just wanted to point that out.

Everything you could ever want to know

Life is still happeing, believe it or not. Things happen on a regular occasion, followed by large portions of "nothing". Here is a run down of my life;

-Made some music. Why, that sure was cool!
-Developed a drug habit (but seriously...).
-killed someone (metaphorically, we hope).
-spent a drunken night breaking into peoples backyards and reaaranging all their stuff (i like telling people about that).
-ate some macaroni cheese (just this morning, in fact!)
-spent time living in Sydney (surely the greatest place in all the lands?)
-solved some of the worlds dilemmas.
-researched Buddhism and Islam, and failed to like either that much.
-Had a PARTY right here, at ol' Hugh's place! fell out of a tree in the process.
-had an amazing love affair.
-etcetcetcetcetcetcetcetcetcetcetcetcetcetc

just letting those who might notice know that Squares is still ok; not so much dead as just contently dorment. ahh
i miss secret messages

complaining is the new cool

everything's crashing down around me, though very slowly, and more or less in a good way.
still fucking anoying though.
happy birthday hugh...
thanks hugh...

Its all like I WANT TO DROWN but he's all like STUPID IDEA! we compromise and have kebabs

this place seems so sad and lonely. maybe we should have a party?

awkward silence...

anyway.....

hiatus ed?
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I'm going to take up the policy of not writing titles. Partly from peer pressure, but mostly because it saves me the ten minutes of staring at the screen trying to think of one.

I'm afraid I can't give an good or entertaining explanation for the recent lack of posts. Because there isn't one. Over the past few weeks, I have acquired an acute case of laziness.

In fact, laziness is the only reason I'm writing this now- otherwise I would have to do work.

I believe it has been 38 days since I last wrote on this blog. That's an awfully long time. That's less time than the invasion and fall of Poland (35 days).
7567 Ye gods, why am I still doing this? Nobody cares about the numbers anymore. Also, there have been only 63 visits to the site since my last post. Since 38 of those must be fine (I visit every day as a matter of ritual), that means that there could only have been only 25 visits by anyone else. Still, 7567 is a pretty big number.

we can fight aliens....

solve solar mysteries

lazor gun in the holster....

roamin' the galaxies....

(guitar solo here)

A post! With words!

Today was a happy-awesome day!

So I was in gym, for reasons that escape me. To get out of doing tedious and pointless exercise, I re-derived the theory behind calculus.

Let me back track a little bit. My friend, who we shall call 'Mr. X' felt that he wasn't doing well enough in maths, so he took it upon himself to take some sort of tutoring. Unfortunately, he skipped a lot of the crucial theory elements of the course, and ended up having no idea what to do. In particular those parts of the course that dealt with stuff we hadn't done in class, especially differentiation.

So he asked me: 'Whats the derivative of s = 5t - 10t²? I had no clue, so I dismissed it, because there's no point in thinking about something that makes no sense to you.

UNLESS the only alternative is tedious, pointless exercise. So I re-derived basic calculus and solved Mr. X's problem.

My god's it's so beautiful. I won't be able to sleep, or talk about anything else for a long time now. So try to avoid me.
7504 When I say 're-derived' I mean 'extrapolated from a known solution', but that's not nearly as impressive.