Does anyone actually care?

The title of the post pretty much sums it up.

I use arial font for this, unless I forget to in which case I worry about it for ages.

Should I bother doing it?

Georgia (the default) looks like this

and Arial looks like this.

Am I the only person in the world who cares? Probably.
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The Grey and Orange and the Clouds that Choke

You start of with so much emotion, then you try to convey the feeling you have in a post...

Its like trying to force a whale through a funnel. Or a dolphin. Just, basically anything that wont fit through the funnel (which is really small).

You wake up and you know you just dreamed of something important, something that fitted perfectly. Except i havn't been asleep yet, but i missed it any way.

Everybody knows that thunder dosn't feed anything, like the rain does. i don't care, im blaming the thunder anyway.

If I were a hacker, this post would have hidden notes in it

From now on, when I wake up, I will try not to still be asleep.

That way, logic will prevail in my mind as it should.

Cupcake!

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Red Athiest Revolution

There is no news. really. (im not blushing. or giggling. And i should stop using these annoying tiny fragmented sentences. really.)

In other news i have decided to change my profile photo from an incredibly real portrait of myself (notice abs, sunglasses, riding rocket-ness) to a whale i drew for the blog because THERE WAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO!

To

Im still not sure if this was the right decision. i mean, its a big step to take. This is what i LOOK like, as far as you sheep are concerned. (new note. Refer to other people as sheep.) Maybe ill just do somthing new all together. meh.

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Title of the post

You see, I've gotten into the habit of waking up at hours so late you might laugh (think after 1:00am)

But today, I had to wake up at some ungodly hour in the morning. I kind of predicted this would be bad.

As a precaution, I went to bed really early. It made sense at the time. Unfortunately, I had a lot of trouble sleeping, and only actually started getting tired at a perfectly ordinary hour to go to bed, like 2:00am.

But the weird thing is, waking up before 6:00am was remarkably easy, and I was able to do the thing I had to do.

I don't think this actually means anything, but hey! At least I managed to get up!



In other News, i officially retract my role as supreme leader of this blog, now I have to wait until scivikk goes away again.
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Why isn't my Spell Check Working?

As a general reminder to all.
Please, please don't discuss that negatives of having sexual intercourse with someone when that particular someone is within hearing range. Not only do participants in the conversation likely do not want to hear such poetry, but the person in question who may or may not overhear the said discussion may end up taking drugs, commit suicide or force the said offenders genitalia into a blender, tank fish of piranhas or the mouth of a rabid poodle (while attached, naturally). If the said offender is a female then expect a computer virus (as you were probably talking about someone who is "fond of computers". I shall not so nerd. never.). If the offender is a girl and the offended is a girl then expect a long, bitter war of bitch vs bitch, much to the fanatical pleasure of the boys. If the offender is boy and the offended is boy then either expect laugh and jokes around or a make out session in the closet.
Offenders, you know who you are.
seriously i had to flee two such conversations today in fear of being labeled as a DOUSH by the (perfectly nice and reasonable) target. And g, do you really have to say "imagine how saw you'll be" while pointing at the person quite so loudly?

I am impressed by how deep the madness has dug in

Ok, first of all you can uncross my name in the title. Then you can get rid of that pathetic sugar coated lego-me. Then you can fall to your knees and make out with dirt in glorious worship of my face.

For i return!!
oh the grandeur
And no, my holiday didn't compair with Sqityls. It was like home, except with water everywhere and even crapper soil. And there wernt any cows outside my window, which was a prety bad thing.

The only exciting news i have really is that I VOTED FOR IT! I VOTED FOR THE WINNER! HURRAH FOR KNIGHTS OF CYDONIA WINNING THE TRIPLE J TOP 100!! HURRAH!

I am though very disgusted that there was only 1 Radiohead song in the list and it was the wrong one (Jigsaw falling into place is NOT the best song on in Rainbows. Nuded is. So go home).
3 out of my 10 votes were in the list, INCLUDING NUMBER ONE! YAY! YAY MUSE! YAY!

That is all.
Plus i just finished Assassins Creed and OMG the end is wack! I love it! What the Hell!? All the...symbols on the walls and...Chinese and Stuff! OMFG! It is SO AWESOME! y
And this blog is officially back to forgettibng the bottom number again.

Now the HTML tags make sense!

Okay, from this point until scivikk comes back, I am officially on STRIKE!

The only things that I will be writing are informative things. Suffer!

Now to make myself a sign...
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scivikk will be back tomorrow or the day after, if he's coming back at all.

Logic in disguise...

Okay, if scivikk doesn't return soon, I'm going to have to take drastic action!


umm....

Any ideas people?
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Ha! See if he comes back now!

I just got Rise of Legends working, even the online play!

So, if scivikk comes back soon we can play Rise of Legends, as he's always suggesting!

Take that!
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Why do people do these things?

I have a story of woe to recount! C'mon, listen!

A couple of computers ago I got into the habit of downloading videos off Google video. I was loyal to Google and downloaded it in their own .gvi format, which could only be played in their player.

I decided to look at all those old videos, because they were always good.

Turns out Google has discontinued .gvi and Google video player! Now all my videos are unwatchable!

I decided to download them in the other format, .mp4...

Now I have to use quicktime... quicktime sucks! Usually I wouldn't say this kind of thing because I would hurt the developers but it has nothing to do with the developers! If you want to rename files you have to buy the full version! If you want it not to crash on opening, you have to buy the full version!

So now I can't watch any of my videos (except for one, which I might upload later).
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If scivikk doesn't come back soon, it will not be good

Why don't people use proper grammar on the net?
That is all.
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An announcement from Sqityl

What was I thinking before? I don't need scivikk! All I need is a lego character vaguely shaped like him!

Unfortunately, we went to the circus and he got stuck in the fairy floss machine.

Now that my new scivikk is resting in his sugary grave, I guess I have to go back to ruling all on my own!

Who knew that being supreme ruler of a blog was so hard? Do you have any idea how long it took me to stroke through scivikks name?
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I'm so lonely...

Okay, scivikk if you come back I will give you COOKIES! Cookies you hear!

And it might not just be a picture of some cookies! but it probably will be...
The number for today is 1082!

Mine! All mine!

Now that scivikk is otherwise occupied, I will take over this so-called "blog" and make it my own!

Do not attempt to adjust your screen, Sqityl and Scivikk's Fantascular Squares is now under the supreme control of Sqityl, until such time as someone deposes me.

From now on, posting shall occur at an unspecified time, as it always was... but from now on I will be taking note of what time it is. (I even bought a watch!).

As supreme ruler of this blog, you must all bow down to me, and worship me as your god! Go on! Do it!

The days of so called "good humour" are over. Enter the days of bad maths jokes!

Q. How high is your roof?
A. Unit vector!

Hahaha! Was that not funny?
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Oh, and from now on the number at the bottom of the post shall always be remembered!

Tuffest Ghost. Is it only me who does it or does everyone fill in the "title of Post" after the've done they actual body? OMG theres a limit to how lo

Before i leave i have to say somthing...

i was born a unicorn.
And i could have sworn you beleived in me.
Well, then how come all the other unicorns are dead?
(cymbals and guitar, etc etc)

We are the Unicorns.
We're more then horses.
We are the unicorns.
And We're people too.
theres more but GODNOIMHUNGRY!!!
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Tuffer Ghost

This time its my turn to leave for a while for an indefinate reason (and no, it is not to go to rehab, psyciatric care or a place where they cure erectile dysfunctioonnnn...).

But i shall leave ye a riddle for you to dwell upon until thy return!

Once by thy Finches Pinch
Thrice by thee ears splinch
And once more via the Uber Bridge
i'm going to Eorwal Bay (14, Everland Street, NSW, Australia)

Can you crack the code?

What if i told you if you did you unlock pictures of Nichole Kidman naked? As well as...Jhonny Depp? And you also uncover a religious conspiricay involving Jesus, Bhudda, and a top secret affair between two people previously mentioned (those people begining with Je and Bh)?

you'll never crack the code...

Weird, aint it?

I realised a while ago that the dates for these posts are off by one day, because of time zones. As a result when we make a post for new years day, it posts as new years eve. I was going to see if there was a way to make it in our time zone, but by then I had already fallen in love with the "glitch" so I decided to keep it.

I don't think I can fix it anyway...
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RAR

I felt too lazy to smith together a blog so i drew a whale. i think it's very artistic. Countless school desks have been branded with Whale. Its so easy, spread the whale!
Secret RAR Red Angry Rise
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It's pretty obvious why

Isn't it funny how digg, reddit and slashdot all have white backgrounds?
That is all.
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Expect more later

It sure would be handy to have lazer beam eyes, wouldn't it!
say yes
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Why you should never leave the basement

I, Sqityl do today celebrate the fact that I have returned from the place where I was yesterday but am not now.

You know what I learnt? No? Well I'm going to tell you!

• Tans are pretty dumb anyway

When you come back from a holiday, people expect you to be refreshed and productive, and to have a suntan. This is not what happened. After my holiday, I am considerably paler than before, my eyes are sunken and bloodshot and my lips are bright red for some reason. I'm not sure how this happened, but it did.

• Time zones are logical but stupid

I cannot commit to a time zone. When I went to a place about two time zones over, I managed to both not sleep at all, and wake up late AT THE SAME TIME! As a result I think I'm dead.

• You have to buy presents

I was in a town called Fox glacier, and in a tourist trap I saw the perfect present for scivikk, it was a bit silly but I had to buy it for him. I decided that to be fair, I would have to buy lots of presents for lots of people. This never happened. I got around to remembering at Christchurch. Turns out all the tourist shops in Christchurch are very expensive. I managed to buy two cheap-yet-pretty crystal things at a stall, but it wasn't enough. So now I can only give 3 people presents, everyone else has to be content with spare New Zealand coins. I know it's cheap of me, but I did the best I could with no sleep.

• Don't go anywhere, because you will love it more

This was my first trip to New Zealand, and it was awesome. Certainly better than whatever screwy country I live in. It had vegetarian restaurants, glaciers, actual mountains, non-racist people, sportsman like cricketers, a predictable climate and awesome accents. Now I just want to go back! Except the TVs not as good, but who really needs that anyway?

Well, there you go. I hope you learn something from this. If not, then it will probably not impact you in any way.

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Fear for the World

I (HI) vow never to have my music played through a toothbrush.

no seriously? have you seen the ads? no? well imagine some rich dude goes to Micheal Jacksons lair, asks if he can borrow, say, a hundred of the 5 to 10 year old sex slaves who are kept in the dungeons, takes them to a warehouse with a camera crew and makes them dance while brushing their teeth, threatening to sell them to the McDonalds abboitar if they don't.
Meanwhile a tacky american voice lies outrageously to enthrall furthor kids into paying money for a toothbrush that plays Gwen Stefani songs right into their head, accompanied by a animated diagram of music notes flying through someones mouth and straight into their brain.

May my music never be played through a toothbrush, please!!!

1000. wow, go us!!!If Sqityl was here instead of that place where they fix brains (NZ) we would celebrate. plus this is the 151th post! Go us more! hey, a plane just exploded outside!!!! wait, no its good. meh, loff HI

That helped

I rush. stupid time.

I had a really good point to make. I didn't take into accord that my head was stupid and i would forget that point as soon as i needed it. It was about waiters. Has anybody else had shivers everytime they walk pass? yes? no?

Instead i need hurry. Stupid time (again).

Now, so i know i havn't let you down, go outside, look up, sight all the clouds around you. I'm looking at one now. you will know when you see it, cause it's telling you everything you need to know.
If we even glance at the same cloud and think of the other, also glancing at that cloud, it seems amazing to me.

And if there arn't anyclouds or it's night feel the ground under your feet and hear me through there.

no, im not high. Why?



H

Red Frog

I hate plastic bags.
they are so noisy.
that is all.

My Pathetic List from a Stolen Idea that just Goes to Show That i Shouldn't Have

I was visiting the one other blog that i actually regularly read (as of yesterday) and was inspired to make a top 5 list of albumns from last year. Then i kept scrollnig down and realised the other persons list was several times more sophisticated and ranged then mine. i felt bad.

I'm only young and have only really fallen in love with music in the last year (and yes, i do mean hanky-panky love. what else?). Most of the albumns iv listened to have therfor been from ages ago (up to ten years ago actually!).

So acknowledging that if this list was limited to last years releases IT WOULD SUCK, here is my top albumns i heard, 2007, in no general order

In Rainbows-Radiohead
Split the Difference-Gomez
Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots-The Flaming Lips
Kil the Moonlight-Spoon
White Blood Cells-the White Stripes

wow, that was quit pathetic really. well, 1 of those was from this year. and thats all that matters. isn't it.
who wants Pizza?

I'm Scared. And HungrygodNO!!!

I'm tired of thinking of witty or emotional things to blog about. can't i just pick my nose and smile for the camera? no? ok then.

Its still holidays, in case you have made some horrible mistake and are wondering where the hell you are. I know i am. (where the hell am i?)

I really should be reading on a beach while beautiful girls cavort in the sand, giving me the eye and giggling. If not that i should at least be reading in some form of outside with some form of people nearby. but no.

but no.

Instead i'm reading inside. by myself. at home. A fantasy novel.

AND I'VE GOT THE THEME SONG TO FRIENDS IN MT HEAD! WHY!?

the spiders....

"i'll be there for youuuuuuuuu dadadaadadaa... i'll be there foorr youuuuuuuuu dadadaadada!"

Thats right people. be scared. be very scared.
Too far into insanity to check the counter. Maybe next time

Don't ask me questions

I won't be posting for... a while because I have to go... somewhere.

I'm not as good at excuses as scivikk, but I'm sure that wherever I'm off to, it will most certainly obey the laws of physics.
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The worlds most amazingly good looking excuse ever; me

My tale is a long one. It is a tale of courage, romance, subtle puns and pure evil. It is a tale of where the hell iv been for the last...so and so days.

I was walking down the street one day, on my way to the...space centre...where i work when all a sudden a deadly quiet fell over the town. a shadow loomed over me. I looked up i was EATEN by a giant Plant!

for 6 weeks i lived inside the plants bodily cavities in a tent perched on top of the lesser bladder which was as far a way from the 40 foot high mutant half rat half used-syringes i could get without living inside the acidic intestial juices. 10 WEEKS i was there, devising numerous amazingly simple yet ingenious plans to escape the plant, always being foiled just in the nick of time by the evil Ninja King Ahum, who was a Iraqi Terrorist who was so damn evil that he was exiled to a small rock in Switzerland where he was willfully consumed by the plant (named Frank, which i forgot to mention.)

In my spare time i had amazingly erotic encounters with Ahum's daughter/chief Officer who would often spare my life at the end of a particularly traumatically awesome escapede which had ended in my capture, allowing me to escape apparently by my own skill without anyone realising she was my "Special little Poledancer". Perhaps one day we would have ran away together and raised a family in Tuscany or the Moon, if she hadn't of chanced upon that feminist rally, turned lesbian and had a sex change. The last time i saw her she fell into a volcano and she now spends her spare time trying to devise a beleivable story to how she lived so that she can reappear in a future episode.

Meanwhile a nefarious evil professor who had just found out he had prostate cancer built The Tower of Spite where he began his evil takeover of the lands. Thus the vicous war began between Ahum the Ninja King and Dr. Doomass. The lands burned and people dyed. Ahum begged me for my inteference and i hilariously dressed up as a russion whore and tricked Dr Doomass into coming to my bed, which was really just a giant blendar disguised as a bed. That night at the victory feast i tasted human for the first time. It needed salt.

With the new alliance between Ahum and myself i was allowed to leave on one condition- I preach against the dangers of sugar and teach kids to eat healthily. For the first time in six years i breathed real air, untinged my my sidekik al's humourous farting.

I Hid inside a spoon and waited inside a pilots pocket. Soon we were in a helicopter, flying to some interstellar galaxy where i was captured and sold into slavery by a race of ugly aliens who really just needed some love. Instead i blew up all their schools and hospitals, recaptured my helicopter which had been mistaken for their god and flew back to earth where i did a fully sick back flip, using the rotors to mince up the plant and all within it, releasing myself from my pledge to Ahum to preach healthy eaten for kids.

Thus my story ended, with me now telling you all why i am so much better then you.





OMG im good.

the sad truth is iv been home almost everyday, just too lazy to use the computer. instead iv been outside making love to the sun. yes. yes, i did. yep.

Happy 2008 everyone!

Hello world! Welcome to 2008, I hope you enjoy your stay.

But before we get to that, we need to do a year in review!

This year will always be remembered as the year that sqityl jumped into a swimming pool and scivikk discovered the true meaning of Christmas (it's not as obvious as one would think!)

This year was also the year when scivikk did not contribute to the New years day post because sqityl was a jerk and did it without him. Plus, scivikk has disappeared off the face of the Earth, which might get in the way of future endeavors.
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