Guess what post number this is! (HINT: Look below)

Hello everyone!

I, Chimrea, am please to announce that this is the 300^th post!

It's really hard to believe how fast we are plowing through this, and that we have written so much, and lasted so long.

Today was also the day that the IT crowd is on (Wednesdays), and the day sqit deemed his drawing abilities to be "satisfactory".

In the future we hope that one of our blogspawn- The Something Something Club (TSSC) will do something, and that our other blogspawn, firey nights (private, suckers), will also do something (like have people visit it).

Keep watching this space as somebody may add something to it.

See you next holiday or special event!
2898 Oh, and sqit will never stop putting numbers at the bottom of his posts, it's just how he does things.

Just one thing to say:

IT'S COLD!

Why oh why! Why has winter forsaken us! why are my fingers still purple from Monday!

WHYY!
2879

a really randomn title (says dad)

The idea that i just ate a waffle and ice cream sandwich really feels me with decent accomplishment and joy. Times like these you just need to blog it to the world because, honestly, who else cares but fans of The Unicorns?

Some one spiked my cornflakes

From the guys who went on to do the Chaser's (which you should have heard of). This is from when the Iraq war started.

Impending doom tommorrow. Must bring icebucket.

I ate ice for lunch today.

Frozen water.

It was delicious.

I'm actually trying to start an urban myth that ice is good for you if you have a cold, it actually seems to work if I try it. I love placebos so much!
2915 Go on! Spread the word!
EDIT from Hugh- It actually works!!

General Non Feeling. Sleep is to Boring...

My mouth tastes awful. It also feels awful. And someones about to interview me (!?).

And just to set things straight, crucify the stereotype, young calves will never, ever, frolic youthfully behind butterflies in sun green fields. It's not the way it happens.
horrible, cheap alcohol and misquoted thoughts on bisexuality....good night....and i have to stop making up words and adding them to dictionary. People might catch on.

BLOG POST TITLE NOT FOUND

I had computer troubles yesterday.

OPERATING SYSTEM NOT FOUND is not something you want to hear after a bad day.
2799

Midget Post

Guess who bought a 60 dolla midget amp!! well, technically my mum, but those kinds of triviality's aren't relevant to hypotheticals.

It's kinda nice to now be able to move an amp around without revealing the fact that, well, have no man power (well, i have plenty of man power, I'm just not good at lifting heavy stuff. I have loads of manpower.)

Anyway some creepy people are now setting up a tent on the front lawn. creepy, hey! I'll tell you why later. Like on Sunday.

I'm so freakin' bored

I'm Bored. (intentionally capitalised)

I was playing a game, but the disc broke.

But...

THEY ANNOUNCED MAJESTY 2! *faint*

It had better be as good as the last one, or I'm going to have to go break some kneecaps.
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Hurry Lad! Respect!

Well....the IT crowd is about to start.....

so, well, i'm not going to say anything. execpt...nah...
I detuned my electric guitar down a 6th and it sounds SO freaking awesome i'm just like soundgasm!

Guess who just watched 5 episodes of scrubs in a row!!

Having two random over weight old guys stalking me all over the house, "cleaning" the windows sucks.

But seeing them both immediately glance at the TV when Kerry Ann of the Morning Show announced she was reviewing an erectile dysfunction cure, desperate desire on their faces, really makes up for having as much privacy as the Queen's cleavage in my own room.
I...don't know. I might have made that up, out of spite. They were exactly the kind of men you would imagine to have "trouble in bed". but seriously, they were where ever i was in the house!

Oh, and be nicer

Why am I always thinking in French?

I've got to stop that, because it's not very good French either.

Oh, and I've discovered I can't draw.
2742 I would close with a statement in French, but I can't spell.

a post for the day.

be nicer to people.

thank you.

Emoticons aren't emotions anyway

I figured that I should be more emotional. So I'm doing it the only way I know how:

:-)

☺ look! A smiley face!
2727

Lots of general complaining about the state of everything, like the fact i have a lot to say but frankly who gives a shit because we all have said it

I think Squares is getting to the stage were, simply, we don't really know what to write anymore. It's like, well today i posted about the umphinity minus however many post subjects we have posted about equals how many posts we can do, without excessive milking and repetition, therefor a can't post about it again. How many times can one bitch about spell check being rather fucked before one sounds like a cow? 4, maybe 5 times? I think it is vital we (me, really) do NOT take the deadly temptation of Angst Blogging and simply bleed tomato sauce all over the Internet. I suppose we could become interested in current affairs, although sometimes it's easier to complain about the fact everybody and everything hates me (thus the tomato sauce spilling). Maybe sometimes i can spill real blood (like, well, i have a blister and it makes playing the guitar a tad annoying) and get away with it but it is VITAL to this blogs health that i keep my (or ours if Sqit ever decides to over come his superiority over all other teenagers and their over controlling hormones) love life(s), mood swings, periods(jokes, jokes) etc as a side topic to more lighter, interesting topics (like oh you know. balloons and shit) which i (we) have mainly managed to do (those few ANGST posts back there aren't hurting anybody, ok? their Poetic! Poetic!!). I suppose there's a point to this, but it changed dramatically halfway though and now it's too much effort to take in all said and sum it all up for your gentle benefit. Do it yourself.

I love you all, you ugly, violent, thoughtless, cruel sheep. dance for my amusement, Dance!!

sneeze

Everything Sqit said plus I bought Waffles!!

yes. that's right. cry with jealousy! Weep with Jealousy!!!
and sqit, thanks for stealing my stuff.

At least it was raining, so no dreaded sunlight

Went to Sydney today. Much fun, I bought a hat. It cost me $11.90, it was supposed to be $12 but the guy made me negotiate. Hugh bought a hat too. it looks good on him. Mine was cheaper because I'm savvy. It was awesome. We got lost multiple times. We knew where we were eventually because we wound up in front of UTS, which happens to be across the street from where we started.

I bought a shirt. It lights up according to music played near it.

That was my day.
2690

Full of Life. Like Keith Richards. or....nahh, that's all i know

You can always count on familiarity and music to make the claustrophobic grey unwind from your mind and lungs.

complaining time....
My Head hurts. There's a pain like fluid pressing behind me ear somewhere. My throat feels like there are AT LEAST 5 types of fungi growing within it and every time i swallow they grow big, impressively sharp spines that do...unpleasant things....to my throat (ran out of imagery. so, so sorry). My lungs have that feeling of vague unpleasant-ness you get from seeing an anti smoking add (god those things are creepy) or bugs suiciding against the windscreen like water balloons that just happen to be full of some form of Asian curry sauce. My body can't be fucked enough to decide whether I'm hot or cold, so it just drifts in the middle, sending odd waves of shivers a sweat to opposite limbs. And my nose. My nose is running like a freaking tap.

but I'm not sick because if I'm sick i get to stay home tomorrow. like every f.cking day this week. As soon as I'm out of home I'm going to get into alternative drugs or something to make days like these worth living. or i could take up knitting.

Keeping up with hugh

Um... Lets see...

-I live at 34°07'35"S 150°44'21"E (Google earth does indeed rock)

-I would complain that I had to get my hair cut, but I cut it myself, so if it goes wrong I find it challenging to blame someone else.

-Turns out you CAN access the terminal on a mac. (I'm more used to DOS anyway)

That is all, please resume your daily functions.

P.S. I included a picture of myself!

When this was taken, I was saying something like: "Proceeed with harvesting operations as planned"

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A reason for pettifiles to get google earth and a map.

Something creepy.

34'07'07.67"S 150'32'35.91"E

That's where i live. google earth rocks!

I want my freaking hair back

Wow. Holy shit wow.

When i said "quick lad! Add Picturegasm to the dictionary" i didn't quite realise that someone out there would be like "oh dear, that's me! I better do it before i tempt Hugh's incredible terrifying (albeit sexy) wrath!!" and then go and add it to the dictionary.

Picturegasm. Officially part of the dictionary.
i want my f.cking hair back RIGHT now. It's no even that short. BUT THAT DOSN"T MEAN IT WASN"T BETTER LONG (ish)

I'm going to bed....NOW

I blink During Photos (it's compulsory)

Overboard with Text Size Libertys!!

Hurrah! MORE renovations!!

Skityl and I (entirely I really) decided we need to change our title and banner. So after Much incredibly difficult and complicated editing i TRANSFORMED the quick sketch i did (recreating the sexy cool t shirt i bought yesterday) into a Picturegasm!!!quick lad! Add Picturegasm to the dictionary!
And, as all proud parents should, we are now musing over an appropriate name. feel free to suggest.

I Went to The Markets

There are so many cool t shirts in the world. Why does anybody bother Not wearing a cool t shirt?

About time too

My gaming fast is officially over!

If you need me, I will be somewhere deep inside a virtual world.

Bye bye social life! I won't miss you!
2545

LALALALALALALA lalala

I notice peoples eyes. It just so happens that their more interesting then the rest of the face. It annoys me that people i don't like can still have really cool eyes.
i have green eyes (in case you need to know. Getting the eye colour right is essential to any sexual fantasy).
Nothing really special to say. Once again holidays forces the gun from my chin (jks, jks...). But that's still the most interesting thing i can say right now.

And i seriously hate plastic bags. Why are they so noisy?

I Like a Girl Who Mixe's Paints on the back of a Valuable Technological Artifact

I mix paints on the back of my ipod. I don't care if you say I'm stupid. It's the little, unexpected actions that define who you are in everybody else's eyes. If anybody else mixes paint on the back of their ipod, i think we should have coffee or something together.

If you can't read this post, you are not nearly leet enough

psst- look at the source code
2506

Ity's a GOOD thing (again)

Sometimes i feel like I'm drowning in concrete. Then i feel like my heads spilled out and my thoughts are too scattered to collect and comprehend. Then i eat chocolate and everything becomes relative again. Why can chocolate do that?

They're going to cut my hair. I'M TERRIFIED.
it's cool going back thorugh all the titles i've used before. good times.

Nothingness

Since last post had a topic, this post will have no topic.

Just to balance things out.

Oh wait! That does work! If I want things to be neutral, then if I had a positive topic last time, I need a negative topic this time!

How does that happen?
2491

Buzzing like a Fridge (on speed)

Now that i think about it, it's a stereotypical triangle.
It's nice to be loved. And to.

A post with a topic!

Hm... what to talk about...

Looks like a study has shown that 40% of us are paranoid. Seems reasonable, I look at their methods, and I know exactly the feelings that they are describing.

Although, I don't want to take their test because I'm afraid that it would read me as not paranoid, and thus invalidate my identity.

I'm paranoid that I'm not paranoid!

That is so messed up, maybe I should get a hobby.
2472

Muse lad, muse!!

Write Quicker! Write Messier! People need to know this stuff!!

Jks, Jks

a whole new level of screwed. When you feel this shit you know you did something right. Actually i don't feel too bad, but my tongue kinda hurts....a lot. you can take that in a dirty way if you like. You're wrong, but i kinda wish you weren't.

If anybody feels like hearing my wine about my love life, just say. I'll spill like a tap. an Angsty Tap.

mmmmhmmmmmmm

I have decided i'm going to be famous. I even have a general plan to achieve my goal. i even have a backup plan, in case my initial plan fails. sleep with the right people. stay sober when you do it.

And if THAT all crashes and burns, i'm going to dedicate my life to bringing Dark Chocolate Milk to the shelves of a supermarket near you. seriously, why hasn't anybody done it yet?
Party tonight!! Good ol' apprehension will keep me safe. i think.

I broke tick tock!

I broke tick tock!

I'm so happy!

You know that feeling you get where your entire life is determined by what is going to happen next? And you can never get anything done? You spend your entire life looking at clocks, waiting for the next step to happen so you are closer to whatever you are being apprehensive about?

Well, I call that feeling tick tock (because it involves clocks). And to me, it is the most horrid feeling ever.

The upside is that when you finally break out of it, you get this great sense of euphoria.

I'm so happy this post didn't even make sense!
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My Last Post (Ever)

Just so you know i don't get excited about programming.

But i Do get excited about being determined to buy Waffles!! YAY! well, who doesn't. seriously :I

this isn't really the last post ever. I needed some kind of exciting title to draw attention. I will however be gone for a little while. Back probably Sunday. with a considerable hangover.

Catastrophe! KABAM!

Today's catastrophe went in stages:

1. Got a couple of Linux install Cd's. There was much rejoicing on my part.

2. Ubuntu refused to install. I thought "That's okay! I have a PuppyLinux Live disc to try!"

3. Live disc refused to work. I thought "That's okay! I have a Kubuntu install and live disc to try!"

4. Kubuntu Live disc worked fine, but crashed when I tried to do anything too labour intensive.

5. I thought: "Perhaps if I install Kubuntu, it will work well!"

6. Installed Kubuntu after many failed attempts.

7. Computer refused to start.

8. Managed to find windows and get on it.

Now what? If my computer explodes, it's not my fault.

EDIT: IT WORKS! I now have both Linux and windows on my system! I am now a bona fide computer nerd! I'm happy-ecstatic!
2398 And there is no april fools post today.