It's not mario with a lightsaber... but that would be pretty cool

You look like you need education in better things.

I may not have a fancy music clip... but I've got this! My melbourne friend made it.


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Look For The Woman

THIS is the right video. If you watched the other one, you better make sure you watch THIS one now. Chances are there IS A DIFFERENCE.

I'm sure it means something. I just havn't chosen what yet.

HOPEFUL
that was a great story! Let's here that middle bit again!

Sorry... but happy news!

I haven't posted in a while due to the fact that my internet connection would cause my computer to crash for some reason, especially when trying to load large pages.

so, I have some news:

Just a few days ago i watches the last episode of the sopranos, having watched through the entire series. My life is changed. Now i swear a lot more

I FIXED MY INTERNET! This just happened a few minutes before making this post. Looks like the problem was with the driver for my USB wireless thingy, so expect regular posts from now on

I keep on smelling something, and I don't know what it is.

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Rathar Proud (and jealous)

my (almost) uncle. Rob Hirst most specifically my Dads cousin

If you feel like pleasing the gods, go to whatever extraordinary lengths it takes to hear Ghost Train by the Ghostwriters (it's probs on Istore). it is no where near his most famous song, but that is all part of the surprise.

And when you do work it out you won't believe me.

still not a proper post

today's one of THOSE days. And i mean that in a good way. why am i here rather the outside reading my nerdy sci-fi novel? probably because i haven't posted (properly) since Tuesday. thats a whole new record for me. i think i might cry.

Why is the sky light flickering? how does a hole in the roof flicker?

I have a new god, and it's me!

Spore is more awesome than reality.

This is why stuff like Moore's law will get really annoying in the future.
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There is a rabbit besides the train tracks everyday.
the end

yeah... I didnt study hard... am i cool yet?

Hahahahahaha! In your face father time! You tried to make those exams last forever, but I outlasted them!

Muahahahahahaha!

In other news, audiophiles are idiots.

Exhibit A
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Tday i was at the Operea House and i listened to some modern Contempory shit, and was rathar annoyed to discover i liked it

And then in a flood of shockingly sensible argument, i dazzled you all and left ideas crawling through your minds like ferrets in search of prams. These ideas found their prams and one by one you rejected the now obviously obsolete practice of breathing, and one by one dropped dead (or at least floated to a higher level of reality where dying is just another way of waking up and living is just another form of cricket). Smiling a shockingly fantastic smile i rummaged through your pockets and collected your wallets. Then i walked of and bought a spaceship. The afternoons are nice in Alpha Centura, apparently. once i'm there i'll find a pretty girl, who i will meet at a cafe, and end up accidentally offending her religion, so to the effect i can at last drink my hot chocolate by myself. Eventually i will discover i am a prophet and go on to become almost but not quit wealthy from self help dvds, and attempt to win back the pretty girl with the aid of a almost but not quite awesome car. When that fails (in that she decides i'm a stalker and i decide i'm simply pleasantly persistent and she's a slut) i will drive my car along the coast, make a wrong right turn, and end up in the desert. I will discover an indigenous community who are surprisingly good at basketball, realize i don't care, and drive into the sunset. Eventually it will rain and i will enjoy. Then it will stop raining, and i will kill myself. Or write some depressing songs. I won't do any drugs though, that's just not cool (unless someone tells me it is).

my life accomplishment

get some, cloudy cloud cloud

A hug and a crisp. i get it now. no prob man, it's what i do.

oooh dear.....

3D glasses are now officially my favorite anything EVER. maths study melted into hysteric giggling and fuzzy dreams of red men fading into white walls of cloud and cloud. Get some. and play.

Woo! Three day weekend!

Happy empire day everyone!

a.k.a. The Queens Birthday

a.k.a. the three day weekend you get in June

Either way, this means I get to stay up late on a Sunday AND flight of the conchords is on in 37 minutes.
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oh em gee seriously!?

ok, my mouse pointer flashes rainbow when it goes ever a link. just letting you know (because it's what i do)

I awe

Under Resturaunt lights nobody looks real. Everyone is a characterization, except for Jessie who gets so many looks he Must be real. Under city lights everyone looks beyond their best. under street lights everybody looks the same (except Her). Every individual you know will gradually become exaggerated (her, her, him), and every stranger is forced to an extreme (her her her her). Nobody looks how they really do, except yourself, held in contempt and awe. the only fragment of thought i remember from a dinner party that managed to surprise in the most least original ways possible. I'm not sure if i had fun or not.

sorry about the lack of posting. it's only because i hate you. you know that.

I just finished Dhalgren.
i also just wrote a long rant on how amazing it was and about how it was so incredibly different to anything I've ever read before. I deleted it because you won't ever read it. I'll recommend it but you won't find it. I'm not even sure i liked it. If it had a plot it was twisted enough to hang from. It's......confusing...night..please don't recomend any book in return.

Sorry about that last post

Sorry about my last blog post. It didn't make any sense at all when i went back to read it, although I can assure it seemed witty and clever at the time!

Since is appears that there is nothing going on in the news at the moment, (except for all that stuff) I'll just have to passionately argue about something that I hate.

Oh I know! I'll see whats on TV right now and complain about that!

Lets see:
ABC: Kids shows
Channel seven: Morning news
Channel nine: Also morning news
Ten: More morning news
SBS: Foreign news (looks Filipino)
TVS: Something with poor reception

So it looks like there were 3 morning shows, only one of which had actual news. (I can only assume SBS had actual news as well, but I don't quite speak Filipino). The rest of them were talking about fashion, or celebrities or other things I don't want to know about.
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Not a Dream!!!

And then all of a sudden simply for Hugh's approval, the queens face exploded in a rather dazzling fountain of blood and gore.

"that was awesome" said the people

"lead us" said the now deceased queens subjects.

"screw you" said Hugh, who then grew wings and splashed fire from his toes. Within moments he was just a twinkle in the sky, off having tea parties and games of Uno with far superior species with way cooler heads then you.

The earth felt silent, for the last of the great was gone. without much fuss it fell apart and into its box, and the stars all went out.
did anyone get the split a.c.Clark quote their? Just pretend it's purposely a belated tribute.

If the Ground's not cold then we're All Gonna Burn!!

i don't feel like making a post. oh, i know, i'll upload some old cartoon i scanned! If it helps the experience, pretend it means something deep and meaningful.