mild apology

Once again school is RUINING MY LIFE!!!


so basically......have some angst.


angst angst angst its all your fault angst angst why dosn't any one like me angst angst angst gonna go cut myself with a rusty toothbrush.


I hate angsty people. Hope they all overdose on eyeliner and their eyes melt. I think that makes sense...

Squares Day! : : The one year anniversary of our blog

Hello good people, chimrea here.

I will direct your attention to this. The first squares post EVER! According to time zone issues the firstiest post is red frog, by hugh (aka scivikk), but I'm pretty sure the one I linked to by ed, (aka skityl) is the first ever.


wait...let me comprehend this.

ONE YEAR

We have been writing for one year. And our lives, to a blurry, highly untrustworthy level, have been faithfully recorded for an entire year.


AND NOTHING F.CKING HAPPENED!
for skits sake any liberious use of the word f.ck is due to hugh and hugh only.

Things that happen:

Let's see, what has happened in the world?

Google appears to have released knol, something I read about a while ago, and I thought it would die pretty quickly. Think of it like a closed-source wikipedia, you can submit articles, but only if you're an expert in such things, and they're edited. So theres no vandalism... and no content.
Looks like most of the articles up now are medical ones, and they appear to be written by people who look like doctors. (you can tell by the name)

In other google related news, the number of indexed pages has passed a very big number. So big, that seeing it written down will cause your brain to melt after realising the full scale of the internet. Thats what we scientists call a very large amount of web pages. It's a trillion. 1 000 000 000 000.


But what about news that doesn't relate to google?

THERE IS NO SUCH NEWS!
4291

Details Because i Can Remeber them (which is unusual, lad)

Today stuff happened. Some of the stuff was mildly ok, some of the stuff was mildly anti-ok. Much of it was cold.
I can't actually really remember what happened today, but you have the basic idea.

Actually i think nearly everything has to do with people. Today and yesterday I've kinda found myself in an entirely new social group, one (mostly) devoid of retard impersonations and ultra-violent baby jokes. Plus it has girls (by girls i mean pretty girls). I know I'll just gravitate back to my normal friends once I'm back at school but it was.....f.king refreshing ((almost) in the words of another lad).

The story (which is only semi-relevant) is that this guy is going on exchange to America for 6 months and he had a goodbye party. There was only about 15 people so i was pretty happy to be invited. Where not really best buddies or anything.
So then stuff happened (including pictures of me fake kissing another guy and getting bubble mixture all through my hair, and being uncomfortably (in a good way) close with a girl i only just like as a friend, for which I'm glad there wasn't alcohol because I'm not sure what might have happened if i let it (and it was her, not me, just know that)).
Then the next morning i cheered with the girls while most of the guys played inter school soccer (football you politically queer bitches). Eventually they went to see a movie (i WAS invited, i just couldn't go) and i sat in my parents car while they did stuff at some place. I had a long text convo
with girl I've only met twice but known forever, chilled to a 60 min and 3 second single song jazz cd (they were a LONG time), was talked to be this (other) girl who is sisters with Jemma (she visited this here blog once. We had tea and scones and slices!) in a cafe who....i don't think has ever said hi to me before, and was apologising for some completely irrelevant thing, which i suppose was really nice of her but completely random. Then on the way back i (mentally) broke down. I don't plan to restart for some time now.

anniversary tomorrow. High five Mr T!

MY Home made Deer

"where are the guns?"

"It doesn't have any guns. It's Just a deer"

"fuck you, mr drawing man"

Somethingo with a random song reference because blogging is a hobby, not an art.

Ever so delicatly the man in the mask tore of his wings. A dozen children at his feet laughed and washed in blood. it was cool.

The Musiking of my Lappy is going pretty well. I just hit 1000 songs on itunes, which is pretty decent. I'm not sure where i'm going to find the rest of the cds though. There are only so many coubards and glove boxes to search.

hey, why do we still call it a glove box? A swift and orderly change would be just fine, thankyou.

DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM

I have to wake up tomorrow.

If you choose to follow you'll be crossing the Rubicon with me, and that's one stream I'm not ready to cross.
4217 It made sense in my head! And I think I screwed up the quote.

Because i should

Today my holidays end. Holidays seem to do that a lot.

Anyway i currently despise creationists. As revenge for them accusing US of indoctrinating children, i hope they all simultaneously trip and break there nose on a 46.7 billion year old fossil shaped like a dick.

In other news, odd dreams of exploring and Sydney somehow being slightly more pretty then it really is. And World Youth Day has gone past being a funny farce to just pissing me off. It is funny going through the news channels and working out which reporters are religious or not.
i feel like i should add something at least mildly poetic, or angsty, or whatever. soo...why has the moon been full 4 days in a row?

The vengeful return of chimrea

Hey all! I'm back!

We are not sure why we are doing this double post, just that it must be done, and if it wasn't done, AT LEAST everyone in the world would instantly dissolve into a sour tasting form of powder.

Now we must play with skit's wii (hahahahaha i've always wanted to say that. Forgive me oh fine lords of humour.)

What the hey, why not

#include //iostream doesnt show up because it looks like an html tag

using namespace std;

int main()
{
int a;
int b;
cout<<"Hey everyone! Choose from the list which question you would like to ask\n";
cout<<"1 um... Why is the post written like this?\n";
cout<<"2 Don't you feel like a show off for writing like this?\n";
cout<<"3 Is this post available in compiled form?\n";
cout<<"4 Why are you using 'if' statements instead of a switch?\n";
cin>> a;
if ( a == 1 )
{
cout<<"I figured that traditional posts are not dynamic enough, and this is a better way to interect with the reader.\n";
cout<<"1 But what about comments?\n";
cout<<"2 What about people who don't dream in code? How are they supposed to interect with you?";
cin>> b;
switch ( b )
{
case 1:
cout<<"Comments don't make the post itself dynamic, and changeable for every user\n";
cin.get();
break;
case 2:
cout<<"Perhaps I will provide this compiled, so those people can see what it is supposed to look like. I'll do that later\n";
cin.get();
break;
default:
cout<<"ERROR: bad input\n";
cin.get();
break;
}
}
if ( a == 2 )
{
cout<<"Yes. Yes i do. It's terrible, yet neat.\n";
cin.get();
}
if ( a == 3 )
{
cout<<"Well, I may alter it later so it can be compiled neatly. As for now, it's just in this base code form\n";
cin.get();
}
if ( a == 4 )
{
cout<<"Just to make it easier to read\n";
cin.get();
}
if ( a > 4 )
{
cout<<"ERROR: bad input\n";
cin.get();
}

}
//4170


Atticus is OBI WAN!!!

I need to stop opening blogger with such high expectations.

Today Dad pointed out the retarded cow. I didn't know we had a retarded cow, but know that i do i feel really sad. I don't think I'd make a very good farmer. i hero worship my dad. when i read To Kill a Mockingbird i always modeled Atticus after him. I felt cheated by the movie's (and apparently everyone Else's) interpretation in which he was an upper class slick haired twat, Rather then some nice normal guy. stupid book.

Anyway i think I'm slowly burning my finger tips. go me go.

Happiness!

I killed my computer with code! I feel cool!
4146

c grade movies have more sex scenes

Is it strange that i permanently follow the moon when it's in the sky? Nah, We're Druid.

I think I'm closing in on time to burn the phoenix (who remembers the phoenix?). It's covered in dirt and that essence books radiate. I chew it when i read sometimes. Tastes (frighteningly) nice.The rules; Burn it with someone who understands why I'm burning it.
Burn it under Moonlight. (tacky, but life is either a c grade movie or a foreign film soaked in nauseating inspiration. Aim high, fuckwit)

By closing in i mean growing desperation. Hey look, fuckwit isn't in the dictionary!



add...

My life is still continuing, which is....positive..

So here i am with my shiny new lappy (as yet un-named), and several small piles of CDs (by small i mean...over 50). fun.

Tomorrow marks the start of Youth Week; several million "pilgrims" gather in a park (race course, they say. park is easier to say though) and say Hi to the Pope. The pope will probably say hi back, cure somebodies cancer, tel some mothers that their children are having a dandy time in heaven, then have a bath. a really good bath. Life's good being the leader of a dominant worldwide organization.

Mum feels very bullied. She was brought up with strong Catholic influences. While she is not of the devout (openly) she is singular in having any sympathy and tolerance to members of (any) religion (actually i have a feeling I'm actually a lot more tolerant of other religions-not Christians-then her). So she's left saying things like "It's another experience, and a good one if it's something our into" while the rest of us snigger. We don't like it. 1;it's tax payer money 2;it's religion.

SO WHO WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT MY LOVE LIFE!? I feel like I've neglected the blog as a sanctuary of truth and angsty over spill. It is therefor my duty to report a (continued) state of no activity (lies Hugh (says Hugh without quite knowing if that actually means there is something or not, but persists because it seems the like the right thing to say (lies Hugh))).

another day, yeah? nah (yeah)

I'm like terminator, but with consumerism

: : I got Majesty gold edition today. A game I have been searching for tirelessly for... several years. I managed to get it today because I had a dream where I was holding it in my hand but they refused to sell it to me for reasons I can't exactly recall. I woke up feeling like I would walk beyond the gates of hell to get this game, and I almost did. I could have used torrents, which could have gotten it to me much earlier, but now I feel like I've earned it.

: : I got a book, Counterknowledge. it's really good, and I have also been searching for it for some time. It was in the sociology section, which was between the sex and women's studies sections, and it creeped me out that people would buy that stuff.

: : I saw Hancock today, which I enjoyed. It descended into cliche a bit at the end, but it was an enjoyable movie. Although I can see why it got mixed reviews.

That's all for now.
4111 Can't talk now! I'm going to go play majesty!

>giggle<

I am posting from a laptop.



so many dreams are coming true. I feel like a very very lucky (yet securely masculine) princess.

high fives all around.

My text is blue. pleas remind me why.

Today I

Watched a cloud die (it was might awesome. I was like "it's going to hit the moon, it's going to hit...oh, cloud gone" because cloud gone).

Had serial dreams. They were creepy.

Gave myself 3 seconds to kill myself with a screw driver. failed.

Woke up at 4;44 (stupee serial dreams...)

Found my 3rd four leaf clover in three days. If I had a super power, chances are it would be finding four leaf clovers. I'm just that good at looking down and seeing them. It's like the art of flying; throwing yourself at the ground and missing, because you forget to hit.

Too much spare time

I decided to teach myself c++ last night.

I made a calculator!

Download here.

I decided to go all out and make a dot-com company. It even has a silly name.
4071

Macs have Garage Band, so FUCK YOU all.

I wanted a mac. But then i wouldn't have any friends. So that is my new Tag line.

It's what the dinosaurs would have done.

I'm going to read sci-fi now. (still wearing my Thom Yorke Tshirt)

Blog post!

No time to talk now! I'm writing a blog post!
4053 No, you will not find any clues as to my state of mind in the hidden text.

shazam time

GO train drivers! Go GO GO!!

here<---------

In other news.....naah, there's nothing

Notice to all people named hugh:

Radiohead live at 4 pm today on abc2.

That is all.
4034 and i got a $6 lego wizard!

hoopa

life is nice when Thom Yorke's face covers my bodice.

And i just spent half an hour playing with my new ($6 lego garbage man play set meets a bunch of clone troopers. Cue almost but not quite cliche character based sit com. Theme tune is already in production. We want Frank Sinatra to sing it.



awkward silence....
i didn't need to say that but i haven't used white writing in soooo long....alas, so hard


Frank Sinatra Just said yes.

mmmba

sure I'll say hi to a cloud for you. Say hi to the grass for me.

Faith in capitalism is now < 0

Seen this?

I declare a crusade.

Good thing I never had a youtube account, but my brother did, and now he's on my side about the evils of copyright law.
4001

IRC is awesome

I take back what I said.

You just need to find the right channel on the right server.
3999 One more!

IRC is dead.

I can assume it wasn't always this way.

I hear stories of the brave pioneering days on the Internet of entering chatrooms, dialing into usenet, and meeting people.

I wanted to harken back to those days, because I like to romanticise things. So i downloaded an IRC client, IRC being like the great flea-markets of the internet. Now I realise what should have been obvious, IRC is dead.

The channels are silent! People have fled to IM. It's really quite sad, to see something so familiar and see how it hollow and empty.

I also tried usenet, the dark back alley of the internet. It is very much the same. I went to the battle scarred alt.religion.scientology. While it is heartening to see people still fighting their great battle in ARS, you can see it has been battered relentlessly by scientology's hired trolls.

I foresee a future where bulletin boards will become like this, who knows what will replace them?
3961

This post took over an hour to make.

Somehow I've managed the achieve nothing. I haven't drawn, i haven't played sax. I've read, tickled the guitar and tried to murder the piano, but thats just a substitute for video games and family guy dvds. Maybe if i can finish a decent song I'll stop saying that i haven't achieved anything.

It's not that i feel bad about not achieving anything. mildly guilty at the most. Chances are i'm too lazy to muster up any real guilt.

I'm trying to scare the Overachiever. all I'm getting is a bunch of hahahahs.

For example;
I got my L's says:
hahaha

or;
I got my L's says:
hahahahahahahahhaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

It's going to take some effort to really scare her, or at least produce some decent conversation.


OK, she's now pledged to indulge me with the intricate details of her love life...tomorrow. One day this games going to burn me. The price was a semi fake story woven from various truths and believable almost truths. I hope this pays of.

We need a new title

My brother writes a lot of stuff... he talks about it sometimes, and you can tell that it's enjoyable. I would read it, but I'm far to busy crawling around IRC looking for a single channel that isn't silent. But I'll talk about that later.

Anyway, my bro suggested I try writing something, not something for people to read, just something to pass the time.

So I tried. I failed, but it taught me some important things:

1. I'm not H.P. Lovecraft
2. Writing is hard
3. Putting down your thoughts on paper invalidates them and makes them seem silly. But I already knew this, I don't even know how I manage to write at all.

So I'm most certainly not putting my story up here. It's for the best.
3948 Maybe I'll keep on trying, perhaps I will magically get better. Perhaps I will realise IRC is dead, but it's not likely.

A long unnesarcary story about people who don't learn how to spell

Just because the man smiled doesn't mean he has pedophilic intent. I don't need to run. Sure he looks like a clown who spends his weekends in a meth lab, but that doesn't mean his candy is all bad.

The man walked away. After a while he gave money to a homeless man, which was likely to be spent on drugs. 4 months later a women who he'd helped after she fell on the road sued him for sexual harassment. she used that money on a boob job she seriously wanted. She felt good that the falling on the road trick still worked.

A few years later a vast, silver and crimson alien ship landed on the mans house, more or less vaporising it. The alien master who came out of the portal met the man. He apologized to the man, and was genuinely sorry about what had happened.

The man said it was ok.

The Army suddenly nuked the ship. Rivers of something that made the air glow like it was Jesus's birthday swept over the surrounding city. once the fire and heat had died down, all that was left was the ship, the alien and the man.

I'm sorry my people did this to you for more or less no reason, was the general gist of what the man said. The alien laughed and shouldered some seriously awesome alien weapons. their not your people lad, was the general gist of what he said.

Together they flew away to a altogether more interesting dimension where the air tastes like marshmallows, and sex is something performed out of necessity, not porn videos. On the way the blew up the earth's sun. 6 billion men, women and children died rather quick deaths as subsequent waves of incredible heat, then absolute cold ate their world. after 5 minutes of excruciatingly horrifying non-existence they were transferred back to existence via some fantastic alien technology. i hoped you learnt your lesson, was the message burnt into their minds for eternity. they hadn't, and went on to make kangaroos extinct in a week.mildly