because complaining makes it worth it

I hate the sound of
plastic bags

i have already told you this.
i tell you again
because it is so very important.

camp tomorrow. Man my life is abuzz with exciting things. I'll be sure to complain about it later.

Sorry, I've been so bored I thought I was busy and couldn't post

I'm not going to the formal because I have better things to do.

Now that that's out of the way, I direct your attention to the months resolution. I changed '34th century' to '35th century'. At least that;s how I remember it as. Correct it if I'm wrong .
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Everyones favourite early 00's teen satire animation!

Year 10 Formal in a few hours. After party after the formal which is in a few hours. I feel so close to Daria right now its stupid. I'll muster up some enthusiasm eventually. but first i must decide if i should wear the NORMAL STRIPED tie, the RED ALMOST BUT NOT QUITE EMO tie or the SOPRANO SAXOPHONE tie. I desperately want to wear the Soprano saxophone tie. At least around my waste. Or both, at the same time. it ends up there quite at a lot actually. Around the house, on the stage more then once, at the cat empire gig, at the gotye/johnny Butler festival. That ties always there for me, so maybe just this once i'll be there for it...

BAD FINGERS! NO!

Subtle lack of normal to recent posts. sorry, have a telepathic hug to make up for it.

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OH NO, everything's ok cause the guy from TV on the Radio has a REALLY GREAT BEARD!

Stupidly Long rant verges in the base of my fingers. Alas, Privacy wins, again.

Whistle the chorus to DZL, Shake the hair from my sight, get the spelling right, post.

Episode complete. Sad, hey.

phalipoly

Smiles and hope, as the theater behind my eyes does stuff.

ahhh, yes.

will i remember what this is about next year?

noo

You're awesome!

If you don't read titles, i you're not awesome.
5930 This post came to me in a flash of inspiration. If it doesn't make sense, then clearly you are to blame.

chillAXED

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, stuff.




the gig was cool. it was actually really fun. First song burned, but after that we (i say we. i mean i. It was my fault :D) picked up and everybody (seemed) to really like it. I got called "man" by a lot of guys with long hair. And was then hugged by a lot of guys with long hair. All part of the process of becoming famous.

Stayed for the next 2 bands, then left.
that's all.
have a nice day, i guess...

I don't read titles anyway

and then little left over bits of fire dripped down his neck, but he didn't mind. Gods rarely do mind, about anything. It's just , whatever you like, live, make, kill, fly. Gods can do that.
So he landed his boat in the bush and walks under the trees until he comes to where i stand. He then gives me the wings i was promised half a year ago, turns into some of the lesser colours and soaks into the ground. I, with my shiny great wings, proceed to live, make, kill, fly, whatever i like, all the things gods generally do like, make the world nice again, kill something inconsiderate, fly in circles in circles in circles until the spice wears of and i'm eaten by a bear.

Then i transcend. about fucking time too, he says

book arrived

I'm unbelievably happy.

I'm going to go read now.
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My palms are all vibratey (you know...)

Friday is our gig. Me and Lou are gonna play OUR songs in front of audience of 10 plus people. Some of them maybe strangers. 3 of them will be parents. I dunno, just say there will be people there. 20 minutes of us.

Jesus rode a rabbit I AM SCARED.
seriously, just realizing it's happening is making me all....nervous and fidgety. Sure I'm always fidgety, but finding the computer mouse in my mouth is a new extreme.

My kite is on fire...

I should write a novel about pirates and kites.

pronunciation

Chandrayaan.

My best bet is it's pronounced: chun- drah - YAHN (Note emphasis on last syllable)
5878 Also, what the frack is up with that picture?

Marcus Trail Graces the Internet with Endless Elegance and Style.

I don't need to say anything. ANYTHING.

more or less nothing

I'll set fire to YOUR kite! (ooooh, snap. he cuts deep....)

I use the world frack

FRACKING BOOK!

WHY WON"T IT ARRIVE ALREADY!

I NEED MY SCI-FI!
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i have the book.
it's pretty cool.
yeaaaaarrrrsaaaa.

I'm sure there's something immensely important to say about something, but in favour of a more democratic bunch of words, I'll let you choose what it is.

RIP Pheonix

We'll remember you.

You found water, and your comrades Spirit and Opportunity are still going strong despite all odds. (and common sense).

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i'm sorry. It's obvious i had no choice.

It's all about dinosaurs goddamit.

dear Michael Crichton.

Thank you so much for that dinosaur filled awesomeness that made up the first 7 years of my life. And thanks for that creepy book about nanotechnology too. It was pretty good. But not as good as the dinosaur filled awesomeness.
Rest in peace, you fantastic beast.

hugh if u wanna sign skit go for it.

Exciting Things;

1) gig soon!!!!!

2) I've changed my blogger name to the far more respectable "Hughbert The Rather Excitable Panda"

3) I have a saw stomach (yay!!!!)

4) Someone just died on Neighbours. It's a show i'm genetically conditioned to consider god awful.

5) Skit's profile question thing is f.cking hilarious. Go appreciate it, now.

6) Someone clicked that button i made! The one saying "xplode"! Laugh at her! Hahahaha!

7) One of the more creepy teachers at school is being made redundant. I AM SAD! (he's a music teacher)

8) The dip bit in between the below lip and above chin is REALLY itchy. I can only guess it's god's way of telling my i am his chosen one.

9) I'm god's chosen one!!

10) fuck, I'm gonna save the world!!!
11) computers fucked up. yaytastic.

Should have said this earlier

Thank you America.
5740 the nightmare is over!

because i can

I second the motion for transcendence
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Don't get any big ideas

Radiohead are killing my speakers.

The sun wasn't a jerk today.

People are doing cool stuff in my head.

The emporor is dead.

I hope we can transcend soon. please.

Philsophy

Question; Is it really necessary to make sound effects while using the bathroom?

Answer; I could say whatever shite i like, and drag this out for page after page of pretentious bwabbing, but nothing will change the answer which is a simple and definite yes. yes it is.

BEHOLD!

I HAVE SEEN INTO THE ABYSS, AND LEARNED THE DARKEST MAGICS

BEHOLD! THE MIGHT OF JAVASCRIPT!



5669 It won't work if you're browser blocks activX (a good thing). Or if you have the script blocker add on for firefox (which is the greatest add on ever!)

My Awesome idea

should i be sorry? naaah

yes i care that much about something i should, really really SHOULD be scoffing at

Oh god please go right please please please
yeah, I'm talking About that election in those strange, far of lands.

"oh god please....please" used in a hopeful, literary way only. God has no need to feel obliged as he would be quite offended to hear that apparently, err, he isn't actually there (a large shock and fatal to any relationship, naturally)

My cool idea!

no crisis

"people always need milk".


well thank god that people always need milk then.

I found python!

It's like flying, except you go so fast you can't enjoy it.

The problem with Python is that it's SO easy, when you've finished writing a program, it feels unfinished somehow.

For example: The first actual program I wrote in C++ was a calculator. It was 125 lines of code. I wrote something similar in C as well. The same thing in Python took me two minutes to write, and was only 29 lines.

Plus, everything's so bright and happy!
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