I would have gone, but that would have required me to want to go

So now that hugh is off having fun, it falls to me to finally say something.

um... carry on.
6765 and i would have wanted to go, but that would have required me to be near people.
Don't get me wrong, I like people, just not in large numbers.
In other news I am now officially in love with keyboard shortcuts on windows. I have 5 at the moment, and that number will grow.

The Cat Empire!

Cat Empire.
what?

This Friday!
Cat Empire.


This Friday I'm seeing the
Cat Empire!!!
OH MY FREAKING LORD life is nice!

Some stuff i didn't put in the other post 5 min ago (!!!)

I googled Way Pretty, as in She is way pretty. Turns out there was nothing in that context. I'm sure if we looked harder...

What is the point of this? oh, right, the phrase way pretty (or way awesome, or way decent) is mine. It can be my catchphrase. In my sitcom. About me. Its gonna be HILARIOUS!

For Axle and Splouge

Well i think shes kinda funny


Maybe. i don't know.

I wanna just blog sound. Like a pixies guitar solo, one of the ones where he doesn't actually play music, he just fucks up the noise until it sounds cool again.
I think that'd be ok.

I'm trying to type about two thinks at once, and i don't really want to talk about either of them.

Don't want to read any more fucking Persuasion. Screw you 18th century aristocrats. Go have a fucking tea party in Iraq and get burned by an American slut with a gun.

And I'm sorry i called you a tart. i never meant to cause harm. This was a really mixed up post. Pretend it was entertainingly and consistently about...axolotls...Yeah!

worddddd!

stuff that might get me in trouble

nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing

s o t i r e d

I'm going to buy the microphone. It will cost me $160. I think i can accept that.


I need a new drawing book! My other one FILLED.


I Need a drawing book so i can draw the SPACESHIP that's in my head.


Ed and i agree that a spaceship would be sehr cool, so we could travel the galaxy.


The galaxy would be way cooler then it really is.


And the aliens will give us food and cheers. Nice Aliens.


Stars would explode and we would ride the fire.


And the gods that walk among the stars would watch and say "that is nice."


And i will be like "yes".
"yes it is"
"that really is super nice"


I don't think there's anything else at all in my life right now...
I guess this would be simpler if i didn't right this below the bit where i wrote the words.

I'll tell you a secret

I'm in love with the C preprocessor.

I want to run away with it, and get married.

But I can't think of many places that let you get married to an aspect of a programming language.
6669 Maybe international waters?

IT'S A ROUTE!

My first attempt of the day was damn good.
Take that twisty pyramid. You fuckface.
ed, i hope you get the title. if it helps say it to your self in a deep powerful voice. Then imagine deserts, with huge armies of crusaders and arabs butchering each other. If you don't yet get it i am disappointed with your knowledge of RTS games set in the middeleast during the crusades.

tramp induced trips

Today-

I took a break from my war against my Nemesis, the twisty Pyramid. no art problem as caused me THIS MUCH pure grief and despair. but tomorrow i know my enemy will fall at my hands, and i will join the halls of the Great Artists!

My sister brought me home my new GOMEZ tshirt! Gomez Rock so much it hurts. tart.

I have jazzified my Lappy. so much is now right with the world. Nothing is like pure enlightenment like going from "man, i really need a soprano Saxophone" to "oh, right, i Do have one, bitch!"

This morning i had a pleasant daydream that i was in a deserted restaurant in some trippy alien city, eating steak by myself next to a window getting smashed by rain. Nothing happened for good half hour, though the steak was nice, even if it was infinite and didn't really taste like anything except for the vague memory of "steakyness". these kinds of day dreams are becoming slightly more regular. yesterday i was walking through a garden where every position I'm in is recorded so a blur of colour and shape trailed me as i walked. There was also the blur trails of everyone else who had ever visited the garden, as well as green streaks through the air where leaves had fallen. the trees themselves where just green blurry clouds. It was funky.
The one before that was where i took an elevator up a tower at the edge of the city (which is floating in the sky off course) during a storm, and at the top was a mirror that replayed every lightning strike in slow motion, so that they built up over each other until the mirror was just a thread of white lines over the clouds (and me).
The one before that was more like a story, with a black computer telling me all the life in the universe was created in the future because the first people were lonely. It's more complicated then that, including reality being dismantled (fucked up) so that these people could go back in time and spread life over the universe, so that by the time they evolve (in the future) they wont be alone anymore.
There are others, such as wondering through a tunnel when a mirror with tv static showed me people telling the stories about gods and spirits and alien abductions, and i told them i was a pilot, and the one where i'm hunting deer in the city during (another) storm and a band of aliens came and took me on a drug trip full of fireworks and smoke and deer steak. It's all Rather fun. although depressingly lacking in violence or sex.

Oh, and my trampoline's almost dead. I've got to choose between a good mike for recording or a new tramp. Decisions....

Actually the drug trip with my alien friends was probably the most fun. They had permanent fire on their hands, and we drank it, with all these weird rituals. One of the umm..."happiness inducers" was these rocks they'd throw in the air, which would explode like fire works, but continue flaring for several minutes filling the rooms we ran through with smoke. Then we set water on fire, and, every time a different island of fire touched another it would change colours. We swam through it, which burned my eyes, but i didn't mind.
It was cool....weird aliens and me running though glass chambers between sky scrapers trailing flares, with fire streaming from our bodies and hands.
Why are day dreams so much cooler then school? wow, that's a hard one.

For everyone who is like me

i hope you have an alright day.

aaaah, emotion. ahhhh, people. aaaah you so don't mix.

i feel really guilty. i shouldn't. it wasn't my fault. i had nothing to do with it. i was just an observer.
why do i feel guilty?
what would Freud say? something really annoying.

wow, and just now i had a huge D&M with some girl I've never talked to before about how shit her life is.
People have too many problems that i can't fix. that can't really be fixed.

feel stupid.

i know i just did that thing where i vaguely refer to some event that happened but don't go into it in detail. i guess i just don't really want to recount it, cause if someone was making it public on the Internet about me I'd eat them. so....sorry for the cryptic-ness and something.

the confuser

Thom Yorke has totally gone for my haircut. Although gotta admit i don't have a giant brass band behind me and a funky leather jacket, so he wins.

And he's mine. get away tart.

Holy fuckface i am one intelligent mofo

Today i finished a book about semiotics.

i love pretending to be an intellectual.

the orange inside the black lines on the background image

Anyone else notice how the orange background looks nothing like the colour in the background image? They're definitely identical, its just funny how our brain does stuff like that. 6586 Also, I'm changing my font colour to be slightly darker. might be a bit easier to read.

Today

I have a huge desire to watch some starwars.
sad, sad life

no pictures

I've been meaning to do something along these lines for a long time.

Basically I've Decided what was the 6 best cds that i found last year.
they go like this

6. a hybrid of the first 7 or so songs from both "Good News For People Who like Bad News" and "We Were Dead Before the Boat Even Sank"-Modest Mouse
Both albums start of amazing but just kinda....suck for the last few tracks. So i figured if i just choose the best songs from the 2 the end result would be way better.
Plus my two favourite songs of the year both come from Modest Mouse- Parting of the Sensory and Bukowski. hats offf to Modest Mouse...

5. Off With their Heads-the Kaiser Cheifs
Gets annoying after a while but the first impression totally belongs in this amazing list.

4.The Bowery-Firekites
kinda like Angus & Julia Stone (an old obsession of mine) gone experimental. Also a way cool band name.

3. Dear Science-TV on the Radio
my dad bought as a random buy. I have since been greatly inspired to grow a beard and afro.

2.Takk-Sigur Ros
dunno when this came out, but is totally awesome so YEAH. Wanna live in Iceland.

1-Boxer-The National
is probably the best thing I've heard since radiohead. Keep phasing in and out of obsession for these guys. You should totally like stalk them or something.

And off course there's more. I'd throw in Dig Lazarus Dig by mr Nick Cave but 7 would be a funny number, and the two modest mouse ones don't really count anyway, making a nice neat 5. hmmm, 5.